That’s right, there is such thing as the World Air Sex Championships that might be coming to a town near you very soon.
As described on the official Air Sex Website, “It is a magical blend of coordination, showmanship, humor and interactive storytelling.” In other words, it is exactly what you think it would be — a sexual version of air guitar.
In all honesty, this might be one of the best events that civilization has to offer. Forget the Olympics, Super Bowl, Oktoberfest, and the boob-touching festival. Air sex is better and I don’t care what anyone says.
Shows in the month of October are coming up in Washington, D.C., Richmond, Philadelphia, Baltimore, and Brooklyn. As long as you don’t go with one of your parents or your creepy uncle, you’re golden.
Of course, prudes and sensitive types need not apply. I would imagine that a sense of humor and imagination are necessary to fully enjoy the Air Sex experience.
Now for the obvious: How does one become involved in an activity like air sex? Is it for recovering sex addicts? Attention whores? Regular whores? I have no idea, but I do know that there is only one way to find out.
Check out the trailer for Air Sex: The Movie below to enjoy all of the joy that “The most prestigious documentary about the most prestigious sporting event of all time” has to offer.
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