Absolute Laugh Riot: Patrice O’Neal On How To Tell How Pretty A White Woman Is!

One of the best STAND-UP acts. Watch late comedian Patrice O’Neal in one of his best performances! It’s a pretty simple formula that he has for telling how hot a white woman is. The way to test how funny is to see how much your stomach hurts after watching this.

As Patrice states, people remember a missing white woman but if you’re another nationality and you disappear off the face of the earth, well you better hope your family cares for you a lot, because no one else does.